ITS A QUARTER AFTER 1 IM A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOW
SAID I WOULDN’T CALL BUT I’VE LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOW
(via humorrelated)
princess dumpling
Your Royal Highness, Princess Dumpling- the anti swagger 🍜
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- someone: i love you
- me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it
- also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me
- yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.
- somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!
- me externally: aww i love you too!!
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Billy Madison (1995)
“Man, I’m glad I called that guy!”
instead of all those cheesy bullying posters around school we should just post this
(via throwbackblr)
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I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,
but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that
you find a phillips screwdriver.
BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!
BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!
unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver
look at how cute it is!
it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.
(via ruinedchildhood)
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2017-04-17
Moseby has lost it…
this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie
(via ruinedchildhood)
Source: weloveshortvideos.com
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(via iamhannalashay)
Source: baawri
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2017-04-15
SCREAMING
Whyyyyy
🗣WHO RAISED YALL?!?!!
my laugh right now is so ugly!!
(via onlytwitterpics)
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2017-04-09
My life.
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💯💯💯💯💯💯
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